Lately I’ve been taking a risk and stopping to get a quick bite before I’m off to work. Which in turn makes me late getting to my gig. However the good thing is I’ve been luck enough to catch up with ol’ “Sofabed” and hit ’em with a couple mo’ questions inquiring (my friends) minds wanna know! I NEVER know what stop he’s getting off it so this time I cut the chit chat short, and went straight into quizzing cat daddy about the 411 of”the Game” So I set it off with a fairly interesting one…
I’m REALLY digging this young lady that I’ve been seeing lately. The convo is on point, she got her paper right, AND the sex is “slap yo ex-girlfriend” good! But the trouble I seem to be encountering is that she enjoys getting oral sex from me…often. Which ISN’T a problem for me to give by ANY means, It’s just that ummm, how can I put this nicely? Well let’s just say my face smells like I ordered the “fresh catch of the day” when I’m done! And I’m not really sure how to approach the topic to tell her she got that “stinky pinky.” It’s gotten SO bad that I’m even turned off from ordering seafood when we EAT OUT (pun intended)! HELP! Cause I don’t wanna throw this “fish” back in the sea! She’s an otherwise “good catch” I’ll be holding my nose till I hear back from you.
Dear “Sofabed Fred”,
My women and I have solid relationship going on for say two years or so now. But lately I’ve been hearing the complaints about “We don’t go out no where anymore!” from her. And it’s NOT that I don’t want to take her out and about, but it’s really simply cause when we do go out, I feel like I’m playing “Kevin Costner the Bodyguard” all God damn night! Cause not only is she extremely attractive, but she wears either something TOO damn short or TOO damn tight!!! No bra at times, and I can count on one hand how many panties she owns! I DO enjoy the perks like line skipping, and bottles from thirsty cats sent over to us by hungry dudes, but… I’m done (Chris Brown voice). Need to break it to her or break it off with her!
“Sofabed Fred” says…First before I answer I have a few burning questions my damn self! Question numbero uno is, is she comfortable on her feet for long hours at a time in tall heels?” Secondly is she cool with jumping in an out of strangers car late night? And my last question is, can the b***h keep her God damn mouth shut if she gets taking in by them “blue boys?” If signs say YES, then do me a solid and give her ol’ Sofabed’s digits man! If what you talking this chick sounds like a real bread winner (chuckles)! Don’t worry I’ll still let you see her from time to time, but a ni**a gon have to “pay to lay” this time around baby! I gets shivers just thinking about NEW money & NEW hoes! Ha ha! Don’t hate the player or the coach, roach!
I asked him this last question just to see his reaction KNOWING I would get a classic response.
Dear “Sofabed Fred”
Why is it that whenever you’re REALLY in a rush to leave the house, that’s when you have to take the LONGEST sh**ts?
Sofa’ took a LONG hard look at me peering over his shades speechless like he was testing me to see if I was serious. Then he said “F**K I know! What type of stupid shit is that to ask? Tell that motherf**ker take a laxative or some s**t!HAHA!