Fabolous Says He Didn’t Put The Goons On Kat “Groupie” Stacks

By Jason Smith

Fabolous recently spoke about the online rumor that he sent members of his entourage to assault Kat Stacks.

The rapper wrote via Twitter that he wasn’t involved in the incident but he knows who was.

“It’s sad y’all believe anything y’all hear & see on the internet.. Especially from someone as credible as Kat Stacks. *Smh* Why would I SEND a DUDE to smack a GIRL?? But I know who sent someone to smack her… KARMA!! #RealSh*t.”

Earlier this week, Stacks said that she was assaulted by Fabolous and Bow Wow’s friends.

She took to Twitter saying she was slapped and pushed to the ground by a few men and is considering a lawsuit.

“yes its true @myfabolouslife sent people today to smack me up at the bar & they stole my phone & recorded it. i dare yall to blast it.”

” got my a** wooped? it was 2 n*ggas yelling @myfabolouslife & @bowwow name … im a female u got 2 n*ggas to hit me LOL lame.”

“i have no marks on my face .. they are lame”

“i was chilling at the bar in pearl & they ran up recording & shit & hit me on the side of my face & i fell out the chair”

More to come on this story soon, I’m sure…

Memorial Day

Take a minute to remember those who have given their lives for your country today.  Regardless of your political views and beliefs, these men and women have to go where they are told and put their lives on the line on a daily basis.

Which Pu**y Are You?

1. Expensive Pussy
Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following – fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

2. Cheap Pussy
Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter…

what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following – she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You’re lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won’t go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

3. Hired Pussy
Found in the Hollywood area of Southern California and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired Pussy and Expensive Pussy is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don’t have to stick around, won’t tell your girlfriend, doesn’t care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive Pussy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap Pussy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin Pussy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight “fit” if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer “other” services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause “accidents”, can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you’re into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho Pussy
Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Frigid Pussy
Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

7. Innocent Nympho Pussy
Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8. Party Pussy
Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9. Nutsy Pussy
Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

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Michael Jordan to front NBA 2K11 – ESPN

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS !!!!!!! THIS IS BIG FOR THE GAME, THIS WILL OFFICIALLY MAKE 2 K # 1

Sports network reports that Chicago Bulls legend and Charlotte Bobcats owner will be 2K’s next hoops cover athlete, could be playable along with other retired stars.

As the upcoming off-season’s class of unrestricted free agents shows, there’s no shortage of star athletes in today’s NBA. Despite that, ESPN reports that 2K Sports is saving the cover of NBA 2K11 for a storied star from a previous era, Chicago Bulls legend Michael Jordan.

Air Jordan may be ready to fly once more.

The sports network (which is featured annually in Electronic Arts’ competing NBA Live series of games) cites “multiple sources” as having confirmed that 2K Sports has landed Jordan to be the game’s spokesperson. The report also includes speculation that Jordan could be playable in the game, allowing gamers to step into his Air Jordans to re-create the biggest moments of his career. Even less solid is the story’s assertion that 2K Sports is in negotiations to include Jordan’s teammates and other players from the era to more accurately depict those moments; that bit of information is attributed to “whispers.”

One problem that would arise from such a gameplay mode would be the need to negotiate individual deals with all of the retired players. While a logistical headache, it’s a task 2K has handled before. When 2K Sports created All-Pro Football 2K8 without the NFL license, it included more than 200 retired players, each of whom needed to be negotiated with individually.

2K Sports having to pursue all the other players while already having Jordan under contract would reverse a long-standing problem publishers had with the star. For much of Jordan’s playing career, he had a licensing deal separate from the one that included the rest of the NBA. As a result, Jordan was conspicuously absent from most NBA games over his career, appearing instead in vanity projects like his own Super Nintendo action game, Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City.

Singer The-Dream Has Decided To Quit The R&B Game

By Kevin Johnson

The-Dream has decided to quit making solo albums. The R&B singer charged his retirement to the game by saying fans don’t “appreciate music” anymore. His next project, Love King, will be his last released album.

“Nope, there’s not another album, this is it,” Dream said. “Nobody appreciates music so I’m out. I’m out. I’m good, so take that. Like Jay said, maybe y’all will remember me when I fade to black. So it’s out.

In an interview with MTV, Dream compared his retirement to Michael Jordan’s.

“It’s the last album, period,” he said. “I really would like it to be the last one if I could — in a perfect world…In the back of my mind, I’m thinking a fighter fights. You don’t retire on top. [Michael] Jordan didn’t retire on top. I’m not saying I’m the best [like him], but I’m the best at what I can do. And I can stop now and say, ‘This album is pretty good.’”

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